It’s easy to forget about consequences and aftermath when you’re hooking up with a gorgeous woman. Guys don’t think about much during sex except sex. When it’s all over, though, you’re faced with the dilemma of an exit strategy. As great as one night stands are, the morning after is generally awkward for everyone.
“Get away from her clinginess”
Guys that do this are universally loathed. That said, guys that do this don’t have to deal with weird morning after clinginess from the women they’ve banged. Sneaking away is easy and gets you off the hook. As long as you’re okay with being hated after you do it, it might be the best bailing strategy for you. Sneaking away from her is only going to work if she’s a deep sleeper or in an alcoholic coma after a wild night. Otherwise, she’ll wake up and catch you in the act, which’ll make the whole thing even worse. If you opt for this kind of exit, keep in mind she won’t ever want to have sex with you again. For that reason, only do this if you’re not interested in seeing her.
Leave a Note
If you’re not sure about whether you want to keep hooking up with her or not, leave a note and then leave. Again, this’ll only work if she’s passed out or a heavy sleeper. Leaving a note saying that you had something come up but you’d like to see her again will make you seem like less of an asshole. If you’re seriously interested in hooking up with her more than once, leave your number on the note. If you’re on the fence, don’t leave any contact info. This way you don’t have to worry about her trying to get in touch with you with any delusions that you might be soulmates.
“Act normal with her”
After a night of awesome sex, a good way to end it all is to just be casual. If you wake up at the same time, don’t rush away. Instead, chat her up and act normal. Even if you have no intention of seeing her again, going your separate ways doesn’t have to be weird. If you’re friendly, you can part as strangers on good terms. If you think you’d like to get together again, mention it. Keep it casual, though-you don’t want her thinking that you’re interested in a relationship. Stay with sex only.
Maybe it wasn’t just the sex you enjoyed. Maybe you think she’s funny and smart in addition to being smoking hot. Maybe you’re interested in seeing her again. If that’s the case, you’re going to want to handle this differently. Talk to her. Tell her how much you enjoyed getting to know her and make sure to emphasize how sexy and awesome she was in bed. Ask her if she’d be interested in hanging out. If she says no, move on. If she says yes, you can make plans to get together later. Going out for breakfast or coffee the morning after can be a great way to get to know each other, too.